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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the submarine construction business closed down? Shame they went under"

"So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk"

"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."

"What does an airplane and a female have in common? They both have cockpits."

"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."

"(Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's. . Sorry."

"Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate."

"How come it's ok to talk to a stranger's dog on the street but when I ask for the dog's email I'm suddenly a weirdo?"

"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."

"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."