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Joke of the Day

"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."

"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"

"Want to buy a pocket computer? No thanks I already know how many pockets I've got."

"[my first day hosting shopping channel] ""for those of you who love coconut, boy do we have a product for you"" [holds up a coconut]"

"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"

"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."

"My local cafe is getting awfully spiritual these days The new sign says ""Please wait here to be, seated."""

"Do u know why all the pills are white colored? Because they work"