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Joke of the Day

"What does an airplane and a female have in common? They both have cockpits."

"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."

"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""

"Go to Target for shampoo. End up leaving with a blender, new pajamas, a couch, four kids and a car."

"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."

"I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64. Ate."

"When I'm out with my kids and I see an x-boyfriend I like to scare him by saying ""Don't make eye contact with daddy."""

"Dude in front of me at Starbucks made a big show about calling his Grande a ""medium"" and the barista was like, ""Uck, this again"""

"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."

"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."