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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."
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"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."
"Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home? So he smelled great while dead & bloated."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool."
"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."
"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"
"December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it"
"Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony ...but the reception was amazing."
"Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? A: To avoid car-pool tunnel!"