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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
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"What's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke? (offensive) A black woman can't take a black joke."
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"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"
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"The cow says ""Moo."" The pig says ""Oink."" The dog says Ed..ward."
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