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Joke of the Day
"The cow says ""Moo."" The pig says ""Oink."" The dog says Ed..ward."
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"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "
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"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"
"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great."
"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"
"My ex can't take his new girlfriend to basketball games because she gets pissed when the whole stadium makes fun of her by yelling REBOUND!"
"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"
"Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'? Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out..."