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Joke of the Day
"What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test? In-test teens."
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"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"
"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."
"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""
"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."
"What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky"
"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""
"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"
"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"
"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"