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Joke of the Day

"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"

"What can give you life, but also kill you? Your father..."

"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."

"What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and The Queen? Killed in a car crash."

"I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby."

"My dog only responds to commands in Spanish He's Espanyol"

"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""

"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."

"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"

"What was the pig doing in the kitchen? Bacon! Get it?"