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Joke of the Day
"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."
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"Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm."
"My sex life is like Star Wars Its either Hans Solo or I have to use the force..."
"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."
"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."
"What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner."
"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."
"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."
"What do sailors eat for breakfast? Naval oranges"