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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."

"What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor"

"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch"

"Sometimes I keep Facebook open in two tabs to remind myself I'm worthless."

"A lot of women at the mall make me feel like I'm tripping on flaccid."

"People don't realize that Ikea catalogs are also a book of baby names. Anyway, I'm late to take FLARDFULL and ODMJUK on their play date."

"*doctor lifts sheet so wife can identify the body* why is he smiling? ""the last thing he heard was that his blood pressure was 69 over 69"""

"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"

"Some guy was reported to have gone crazy in a public bathroom. I guess you could say he lost his shit."

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"