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Joke of the Day
"Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox."
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"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."
"Apparently ""some assembly required"" is IKEA for ""here's a beech tree and some nails."""
"My name is David and I had my ID stolen the other day. Now they just call me Dav."
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP "
"What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"My daughter does this thing where she copies EVERYTHING the dog does; Bark, beg, fetch etc. It was adorable! Until the dog humped the couch"
"The only thing standing between me and greatness, is millions of people who are more talented and want it more."
"Did you know that if you squint at a cat and it squints back, it's the cat's way of saying ""What the f are you looking at?!"""
"*spits out animal cracker* This doesn't even taste like hippo."