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Joke of the Day
"Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox."
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"I like my men like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee."
"Saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence today... It was udder destruction."
"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"
"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."
"Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really. I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*"
"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."
"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."
"What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup."
"My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they're all there to be actors, and that it's total bullshit. Then he turned to wrestling."