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Joke of the Day
"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"
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"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."
"Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie."
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."
"Knock knock? Who's there? Come in. Come in who? Me."
"Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They're repulsive!"
"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
"I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers? They're a fringe group."
"What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events."