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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my old bike... ... chained up in the shed."
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"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"
"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?"
"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."
"I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool."
"Vegetarian is an ancient Native Indian word meaning ""bad hunter""."
"I was on a date last night and the girl said my breath smells like fire. I said, ""yeah, I ate my mixtape."""
"I always order my burgers from Sonic He always gets them to me the fastest"