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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want"

"What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common? Cold turkey"

"Lesbian sex is like swimming. [NSFW] It's not hard, and gets you wet."

"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"

"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"Salt touched Pepper in a pervert way.Pepper says: ""This is assalt!"""

"I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, ""Steamed Crabs"". I began to wonder: ""What made them so mad?"""