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Joke of the Day

"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because you were a good idea last night, but now I just want you to shut the fuck up."

"What do you call a ghost in the Outback? An Apparigine!"

"What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use lube."

"Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don't block the view."

"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"They say dad's a transvestite. -Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a transvestite! -Son, your mom's in the kitchen."

"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."