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Joke of the Day

"I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, ""Steamed Crabs"". I began to wonder: ""What made them so mad?"""

"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"

"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."

"It sucks how if you say hi to someone once, you're now committed to saying hi to them the rest of your entire life."

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."

"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."

"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"

"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."

"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"