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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start."
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"Does this cubicle make me look dead inside?"
"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."
"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to pour the wine, and one to say 'marvelous, simply marvelous!'"
"I had unprotected phone sex once... Now I have hearing aids."
"I'm no weatherman... But you'll be seeing more than a couple inches tonight. ;)"
"-Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. -He has sex with fish? -He's dead. -I'm not surprised. Having sex with fish doesn't sound very safe."