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Joke of the Day

"I'm no weatherman... But you'll be seeing more than a couple inches tonight. ;)"

"What bees makes the best milk ? Boob-bees And also this is my first time using Reddit and my account is only 30 minutes old by the time of this post so I have no idea what I am doing"

"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"

"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."

"As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered."

"I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said ""time to get a watch"" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30."

"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."

"Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

"Why did the StormTrooper Buy The IPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"