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Joke of the Day

"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to pour the wine, and one to say 'marvelous, simply marvelous!'"

"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off."

"Texting messages on the cell phone at 12 midnight ... - How are you baby? - I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear? - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!"

"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""

"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."

"What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart? Amadeus on my dais."

"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."

"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"

"Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."