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Joke of the Day

"Hey Can_ZigZag: what did one burning bush say to the other? Ain't no way they're makin' a fuel out of me!"

"What is Stewie Griffin's least favorite Fallout weapon? The Fat Man."

"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."

"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."

"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly. I'll see myself out."

"I keep hearing so much talk about ISIS right now... They're really blowing up."

"What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach? A barffalo"

"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"

"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""Then you DID sign the agreement! """

"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"