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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Hi, did you eat? Me: Did you eat? Wife: Are you copying me? Me: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you! Me: Yes, I already ate"

"911: 911, what seems to be the emergency? Me: My nephew just hit the wall while running 911: Haha Me: Haha 911: Ok paramedics are on the way"

"What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh"

"An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes..."

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."

"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex."

"So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'."