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Joke of the Day

"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."

"The best pirate joke(in your best pirate voice): What is a pirates favorite letter? Every body says its the ""R"" but it is actually the ""C."""

"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"

"What is your best wordplay joke? My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted."

"An apple a day Keeps the government away"

"what gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping"

"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."

"What's Masta P's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZvzIOO6aU"

"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."

"What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid? Justin Timberpuddle!"