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Joke of the Day

"So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'."

"""You ask."" ""No, you ask!"" ""Will you please ask?"" ""Why can't you ask?"" ""Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"""

"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."

"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."

"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"

"A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth"

"Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times."

"There should be a trap door at the front of the line for coffee that opens into a pit of fire if you take too long to order."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"

"Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the ""AutoZone Liberty Bowl"" would be the ""Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl""."