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Joke of the Day
"What was the warlock's favorite cookbook? The Necronomnomnomicon."
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"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"
"My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)"
"""Do you want to hold my baby?"" Yeah nice try. You got yourself into this mess you hold your own damn baby."
"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"
"So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds."
"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."
"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?"
"It turns out if you cry at the DMV they'll let you take a second photo"
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."