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Joke of the Day
"What was the warlock's favorite cookbook? The Necronomnomnomicon."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything."
"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."
"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""
"Having a girlfriend is like having a car... ... I don't have a car :'(."
"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."
"What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?"
"I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised."
"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""
"Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!"