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Joke of the Day
"Having a girlfriend is like having a car... ... I don't have a car :'(."
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"What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid? The girl who puts it there."
"What is Yellow and Red? That is *the* ultimate question."
"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."
"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding Pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."
"Spurs is the best football team ever."
"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"
"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."
"What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!"