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Joke of the Day
"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."
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"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."
"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."
"I have determined that the origin of monkeys on earth must be Neptune... ...because it is the ape planet in our solar system!"
"Chuck Norris joke: Alexander Bell invented the telephone. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris"
"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."
"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"
"Why are the Panama Leaks so important, anyways? I mean that canal fucking sucks, so who cares."
"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"
"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"