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Joke of the Day
"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."
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"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says ""take me back </3"""
"elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]"
"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? > Your asshole pinching shut after dropping a deuce. What's *the* fastest thing in the world? > The ice-cold drop of water that gets in first."
"Why are archaeologists the most polite kind of necrophiliac? They'll date you before they fuck you."
"Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"""
"How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them"
"I like my women like I like my isotopes. Stable."
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."