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Joke of the Day

"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"

"What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts? He AJAXulated."

"You know, if I slouch in my chair at just the right angle, my fat rolls into a pretty impressive 3-pack'. Heck, I'm half way to sexy town "

"People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after."

"If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk."

"You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken's done."

"Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me."

"How to shave a cat's butt I won't tell you, you dirty person !"

"I wouldn't say I do a lot of psychedelics... But my couch has seatbelts."

"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"