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Joke of the Day
"From my Dad: I never did get around to paying for my exorcism So now I've been repossessed."
Next Joke
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"
"How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh"""
"When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work."
"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."
"If I ever had to hear ""Margaritaville"" in its entirety I would strangle myself to death."
"Why are there no coups in the US? It is the only country without a US embassy. (heard from a Brazilian friend)"
"Solution to world hunger: food. Boom, done, next problem."
"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."