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Joke of the Day
"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"
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"I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it"
"How are pimples and a priest different? Pimples don't come on your face until you are 12."
"Someone -- always a man -- always asks ""does the ship run on generators?"" The Cruise Director usually tells them ""No we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."""
"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised ? Cause Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off."
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."
"Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!"
"Feet are legends"
"Why Didn't Batman Go To Church? Because of Christian Bail"