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Joke of the Day

"I have been looking back at history. And Im starting to think, Hitler was the brains but Eva was the braun."

"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."

"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."

"You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook"

"How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."

"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""

"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."

"Why are Panda's always sad? Because all their friends are dead."

"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."

"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"