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Joke of the Day

"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""

"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""

"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."

"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"

"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."

"Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'"

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."

"Explanation of HANDSOME A twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people. That's why some men keep getting called handsome."

"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."

"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"