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Joke of the Day
"How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."
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"""As someone who has shown an interest in vacuums,"" the email from Amazon said, unsubscribedly."
"Don't put a question mark where God put a period. "
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"I need farmer jokes I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party and they are farmers....I want to make fun of them"
"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"
"What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines."
"Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment"
"I took a piano lesson with Elton John... He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool."