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Joke of the Day

"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."

"I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus."

"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."

"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"

"My girlfriend always likes to pretend to be 14 when we have sex... I don't know why, she'll be 14 in a couple years anyway."

"Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive"

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."

"Waitress: And what can I get for you, hon? Jesus: I'll have........ (snickering) a water"

"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"

"How to begin a TIFU post This wasn't today..."