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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure I understand What The Hell you're talking about....But.....you're showing cleavage, so I will listen."

"What's something you can drive, but also throw? A Fit!!!!!!!!!!"

"People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"""

"Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte."

"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""

"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin-off"

"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"

"Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover."

"""Oh, are you driving?"" -Good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk"