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Joke of the Day

"Gotta admire the Nazi's ethics on medical research... ...since they advanced the field without hurting any animals."

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... Now it looks like France landed there..."

"Two condoms are walking down the street... ... and they pass a gay bar. The one condom turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"What's E.T short for... Cuz he's only got little legs"

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"

"Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... But I say, ""It's just Depends."""

"so, what is the difference between a condo and a condom? no difference, you get fucked with either of them"

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac."

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."