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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works."

"Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD"

"What did the horse say when he regained his vision? Merci."

"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."

"What is Steve Job's favorite food? *Nothing because he's dead*"

"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."

"What does picking your nose and masturbating have in common? It feels fuckin awesome but when you get caught its awkward as hell."

"Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked ""You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?"

"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."