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Joke of the Day

"I used to be into S&M, bestiality and necrophilia Then I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"

"What do you do if you break your arm in two places? Don't go back to those two places."

"Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk? Because it's Homo."

"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."

"What's an Arab's favorite car? Citroen C4"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews gave him the gas bill."

"This joke isn't half bad... It's two thirds bad :D"

"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."