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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"
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"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."
"Even after all the crap that's gone between them. They're still together. My butt cheeks :)"
"I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV"
"Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex Me: Yeah Gf: I'm having twins Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies"
"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"
"""I'd like one personal pizza please"" Pizza: Your life's a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. ""Whoa maybe not that personal"""
"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"
"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."
"Best Knock Knock joke Knock Knock. Who's there? Dunup. Dunup who?"