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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"Instead of a wallet, I always keep my money in an envelope that says ""For the orphans"" so people will feel terrible if I'm ever murdered."

"ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*"

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Actually, never mind. I'll finish, you'll be thoroughly disappointed, and then I'll start crying."

"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"

"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"

"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."

"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"

"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."