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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"

"If hearing ""I love you"" was enough, we'd all buy parrots and live happily ever after."

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."

"Reddit Jokes are so stupid! See what I did there?"

"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."

"{Driving behind semi} *Sees the 'How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?! There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving"

"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"

"Don't lose the girl of your life, for the hoe of the night."

"What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal? Adolfin."

"There's an omelet in the fridge. I want it. However, I can't have it... It's eggspired."