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Joke of the Day

"my signature move is called ""the Mouse,"" where I run around the dance floor wearing nothing but a tampon"

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"How do Mexican cut pizza? Little Caesars."

"You wanna take this outside bro? You sure bro? It's awfully chilly bro. Hold on bro, let me grab my scarf."

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?"

"So there was a stork carrying an old man.. ..and the old man turns to it and says: ""Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"""

"What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag."

"Why can't men be accountants? because they don't understand periods"

"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were."