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Joke of the Day
"Plumber ditches wife Plumber Ditches his wife. ""Its Over-Flo"""
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"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're stuck up bitches."
"Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake."