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Joke of the Day
"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"
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"Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5."
"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"I've been in chemistry lectures all day... I'm absolutely Bohred to death!"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face."
"What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot."
"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal? Every box had, in huge letters, ""0mg cholesterol!"""
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."
"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."