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Joke of the Day
"Annual ""How to Avoid Array Overflowing"" seminar will be held at Febuary'29"
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"PERV IN THE LINGERIE STORE Q: Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? A: The panties were half off."
"Reading texts you sent when you were drunk is like terrifying digital archeology."
"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"
"My family tells me that I talk in my sleep almost every night.. But they don't say anything like that to me at work."
"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."
"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"
"[funeral] He looks so natural. Ya, but he looks a little stiff. *raises from the dead* ""That's what... *gargle* ...she said."" *dies again*"
"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"
"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."