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Joke of the Day

"PERV IN THE LINGERIE STORE Q: Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? A: The panties were half off."

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"

"Tim Cook just came out as gay... I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too."

"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"

"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."

"I don't know how many girls it takes to change a lightbulb but I fucking guarantee you they'd post pictures of them doing it on Facebook."

"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."

"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"

"Tip for twitter newbies: Before you start using twitter, please make sure this is really what you want to do with the rest of your life."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."