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Joke of the Day
"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."
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"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"
"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."
"""What?""- pothead owl"
"I'm going to say sky diving is probably not for me since I just screamed when the toilet seat shifted."
"Try this at the bars, guaranteed 18% success rate: You: Do you have a permit to carry that? Her: Carry what? You: DAT ASS! Then issue a citation with your phone # on it."
"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"
"Someone ripped the pages out of both ends of my dictionary today. It just goes from bad to worse!"
"It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!"
"I don't get why SRS is so loud. I'm pretty sure I turned off the ""Surround"" setting."