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Joke of the Day

"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"

"12 out of 12 bakers agree, there should be one more baker in this study."

"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? ""I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self."" _________ (Not original)"

"Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor... I think that's a bit of a stretch"

"For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii... ...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her."

"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."

"Have a friend who takes pics of her food and then goes to the restroom to delete them all. Instagramorexia Nervosa."

"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"

"u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same"