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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey."

"Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles."

"50 shades - only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he lived in a trailer, it would be another episode of criminal minds"

"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to enter a weightlifting competition? The judges said ""Sorry, we've got enough dumbbells"""

"A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality"

"I don't know what the question is.. But violins is not the answer."

"What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy? A rottweiller."

"How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance."

"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."

"Turkeys Recalled. Did you see the news story about the turkey recall? Check your freezers, because Butterball is recalling all of their turkeys because they forgot to butter the balls."