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Joke of the Day

"Imagine William Shatner -Knock knock. -Who's there? - Genghis -Genghis who? -KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!"

"What what Juan's twin sister named? I don't know, Juana guess?"

"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."

"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."

"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."

"Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park"

"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"

"Every tweet has 140 characters and if some of you learned the difference between it's and its you'd have one to spare."

"A teacher challenged 10 of her students to come with a pun each, the whole class would get no homework if one of them made her laugh. But no pun in 10 did."

"Is your wife single?"