203895

Joke of the Day

"Urgent!!!! hey! I'm sending this message via internet explorer so it might be slow... but quick! There is a plane heading for the twin towers! call somebody before it is too"

Next Joke
 
"Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?"
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."
"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."
"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"Toddlers always feel like the floor of a movie theater."
"A man walks up to God and asks him, ""Are you an ass man or a titties man?"" God replies, ""I'm a soul man."""
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"